Thursday, April 10, 2008

Look Out for 5 New Fresh Shongs by the Emotron

Burn the Bills
Don't Tell Me i'm Wrong
Busted
Karaoke Night
Let's Start a Band



Let's Start a Band

Lets Start a band and Call it Queezer
Well Do Queen songs in the Style of Weezer
The College Kids will Dig that Shit
And Maybe well make some money off it
Lets Start a band
Lets Start a band

Lets Start a band and Call it Ronny James Devo
Well do DIO songs in the Style of Devo
The Metal Kids will Love it
And the Devo fans will Too
Lets start a band
To Pay our Bills

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Lets Start a Band and Get 80$ Haircuts
Lets Start a Band and Do a Shit ton of Cocaine
Lets start a Band and Hope that we Meet Oprah Winfrey
Lets start a Band Lets start a Band

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Lets Get Sex changes and Start a band
The Name I had in Mind was the EX-Men
Not like the Comic Book
Like E-X-M-E-N
The Art Fag Kids Will Fucking Love Us


Lets Start a Band I'll Do Donkey Vocals
If you Learn to Play your Drums Modern Rock
Well Sell out Arena's Town to Town
Metallica your Going down
Because Matt and I have started a band


Sunday, March 23, 2008

Playlist

Matt Mose and I have made a "Set Up" Playlist, for setting up and tearing down our equipment at whatever venue we are at.

It goes a little like this:

Belly - "Feed the Tree"
Better than Ezra "In the Blood"
Temple of the Dog - "Hunger Strike"
Cranberries - "Salvation"
Bush - "Come Down"
Candlebox - "Far Behind"
Cathrine Wheel - "Way Down"
Cracker - "Low"
Dig - "Believe"
Elastica - "Connection"
Gin Blossoms - "Hey Jealousy"
Goo Goo Dolls - "Naked"
Hole - "Violet"
James - "Laid"
Jars of Clay - "Flood"
John Mellencamp - "Wild Nights"
Live - "All Over You"
Meat Puppets - "Backwater"
Megadeath - "99 Ways to Die"
Naughty By Nature - "HIp Hop Hooray"
Nirvana - "Verse Chorus Verse"
No Doubt - "Sunday Morning"
Primus - "My Name is Mud"
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Soul to Squeeze"
Seal - "Crazy"
Soul Asylum - "Somebody to Shove"
Soundgarden - "Rusty Cage"
Spacehog - "In the Meantime"
Sponge - "Plowed"
Stone Temple Pilots - "Sex Type Thing"
Tears for Fears - "Break it Down"
Tom Cochrane - "Life is a Highway"
Tom Petty - "Learning to Fly"
Tori Amos - "Cornflake Girl"
Veruca Salt - "Seether"
Wax - "California"
White Zombie - "Thunder Kiss 65"
The Louvin Brothers - "Satan is Real"
The Louvin Brothers - "The Christian Life"
Corey Hellstomper - "In Dem Hills
Corey Hellstomper - "Take me to the Liquor House"
Tim Horton - Hammer Blow
Tim Horton - Knee to the Groin Area

Thursday, March 20, 2008

sittin in the soapbox!

rock and roll lifestyle = getting to the venue early and all using our laptops!

right now we're in wilmington NC at a place called the soapbox that's 2 parts bar/venue and 1 part laundromat. fancy!

i've been tryin to start drawing from the road too. here's the first finished sketch:



speaking of work, i just got a call today about getting paid for a job i did last july...faaaaantastic! thanks freelance animation world! ugh.

:: smo ::

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Info

Yesterday While Eating a Free Lunch at the "Terrapin", Provided by Nicole, Matt Mose and I began practicing "Pig Latin" on Each other.
We have 6 more Months together to get really good at this Language.


Later Yesterday all four of us got sick and ate Cloves of Garlic.
It was pretty disgusting.


Shout Out to Jen and John in Sarasota FL, that hooked us up with a show, cooked for us, kept us safe indoors, let us ride their tandem bike, and Made a Tron Screen (for screen printing).

In Return we introduced them to "NeckFace", Our Password Protected Wireless Tour Router!


Tour Words
(words we have grown to love and say on a day to day basis)
  1. C.B.B. - Cow Boy Boots
  2. C.B.H - Cow Boy Hat
  3. C.B.R. - CB Radio (we're going to get one of those soon)
  4. W.A.M - Walking Around Money
  5. Hammer Blow - an Anti Terrorist Mechanism
  6. Knee To The Groin Area - One of the Several Ways someone can put their hands on you
  7. Doing the Nasty - Cleaning out the Grease Trash Cans
  8. I'd Buy that For a Dollar - Something we Picked Up From RoboCop
  9. Big Attack - Could be used as an Adj. or Our Arch Nemesis Band
  10. I love Your Mother - Something we picked up from Sling Blade


    Fart Chart Standings

    Matt Mose - 52
    Kylemotron - 97
    Smo - 66
    Drummer - 110
    Guest - 12




    Keep it Strong
    Love Kylemotron









Sunday, March 2, 2008

Fart Chart

1st official Day of Tour we started a "Fart Chart"

The Players Are:

- Matt
- Kyle
- Smo
- Drummer (Since we will have 3 of them during the 7 month span of tour)
- Guest (could be anyone that is riding in the van with us)

The Rules Are:

- One Point will be Awarded if a Fart is Heard, Smelt, or Felt
- The Fart has to be in the Bus
- There has to be One or More Person from the List to Witness the Action
- Bonus Point will Be Awarded if the Fart is spectacularly Lengthy, Loud, or Stinky

The Standings Right Now Are:

- Matt - 12
- Kyle - 18
- Smo - 13
- Drummer - 8
- Guest - 0

Also for this First Leg of Tour we will Have Photographer Geoff Hall
Traveling with us. Check out His Stuff!

Love Kylemotron






Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Philadelphia Weekly!


Today Mose Giganticus and The Emotron have a lil writeup in the "um...drop" section of the Philadelphia weekly! check it!

UMM ... DROP

Mose Giganticus.

by Doug Wallen


And check out our awesome tiny picture! we look like a mangled a-team!

Look for the print copies on the streets of philly today! and come to our show this friday at "the fire!"

Monday, February 4, 2008

WELCOME!!! - DC/Baltimore

Hello all!

Smo here! Touring hack guitarist for mose giganticus on the great white north [or seward's folly as i'm referring to it...] tour of 2008. Where the goal is to rock our way to Alaska and back!

To bring you up to speed from my end, I was asked to come aboard, basically on January 1st and have scrambled to get my act together. This past weekend mose picked me up from my former residence in Brooklyn, and transplanted me to his philly abode. after a brief stint in dramland, we made a trek to DC where mose partook in a clockwork orangey medical test that involved images and electrical shocks...makin money rocks!

we then ventured south to Viginia where we were to meet a cragslist contact and pick me up a marshall halfstack. The guy was pretty awesome, and neighbors with the guitarist of Foghat. He too appeared to have done quite a bit of time in some successful bands, and proceeded to demonstrate the amp's rocktitude with his chops. H gave me a stellar deal on his like new, JCM 900 [4100] and a Peavy 4x12!

sick!

now if only the shop would finish up my guitar...and i'd get that other one in the mail...

Currently we're crashing with friends abiku [http://www.myspace.com/abiku] in baltimore, who are doing some awesome things right now with monsters!

Hopefully updates from the lane of kylemotron soon to come!

:: smo ::